I'm sorry, the world has come to an end.
The juggernaut has crashed and the titanic has sunk.
The dinosaurs are being buried alive. Or eaten alive. or both.
And this is payback from the evil day job for the many Sunday afternoons of playing board games.
And ultra payback for Israel Houghton & New Breed's Jesus At The Centre Tour last Saturday.
(BUT I WILL NOT REGRET!)
Therefore there will be no a to z challenge fiction on this site until it restarts itself.
Did I tell you I'm an auditor in the midst of accounts filing season?
ACCOUNTS, I EAT YOU. I WILL TIE YOUR BEANS UNTIL YOU CRY.
Ok. That did not make sense.
(goes back to work)